Stapling Enthusiast -
Dear Friends, it’s not everyday I come to you with arms outstretched,
carrying forth something that will bridge the gap between generations, solve
the problems with inner-city youth, reconcile the Russians and the Chinese,
as well as simonize your car…. But this week, I have a download to end all
downloads!Yes, in the past we have been accused of perpetrating propaganda for the
purpose of persuing persuation with intent to push dubious downloads. And
yes, maybe we concede that… well, sure… “Bubbinator” might not have been
that vital to most people’s lives.But, Dear Friends, this week’s episode changes the whole damn ball game!
We’ve not only thrown out home plate, but the umpire has been sacked, the
bat boy buggered, and the infield smoked! Hell, the Game we’re playing makes
Australian rules football look like a nice game of fooseball over a few
pints of Rickerts Red and then a hand of Gin Rummy between friends… chin
chin!Yes, if you have had FEAR in your heart before as you watched the progress
bar of Anarchie creep closer and closer to completion, QUAKE WITH
TREPIDATION, for the be all and end all of Glory and Fury and Audacity and
downright Pummeling Buffet Of Pain, the Searing hot Pangs of Sweat that will
cascade over your brow, dampening the feeling of Apprehension that will fill
your arms as you double click on this weeks Download and SUFFER IT’S MIGHTY
WRATH!I know, I’ve said all this before.. every week it’s the same story: “no…
THIS one is the one to sell your soul to…”. Well, frankly I’ve been
talking out my ass, and the kids here at product of neglect have brought
forth the Staggering Enema of Enlightenment, freeing me from the chains that
bound my misguided youth to such utter bile that was a few of those previous
Product Of Neglect Downloads Of The Week. No, Dear Friends, this week you
will see a Blinding Light, and it’s name will be:SIM STAPLER!
Yes, the folks at Freeverse Software, likely the ALMIGHTYEST of programmers
ever to bring their talents to the Macintosh, have offered up yet one more
astounding look into what we call sanity. If it has the Freeverse name on
it, well damnit, it has the Product Of Neglect 23 Star Seal of Approval
slapped across it, no matter what it is.
